MAI INTERNETS ASPLODED

Editing.

So I was editing someone's paper and I got super tired. Internet was slow, dictionary took about 5 minutes to provide me with useful philosophy definitions, so I quit. Next day I finish, mid-day, about 2 hours later than I said I would. I apologize and send the edit saying that my internet was giving me issues (a semi-true statement...but then again I could have picked up my dictionary FIVE STEPS away from me on my bookshelf...meh). Right after I send another e-mail to a client that I (still) need payment from. I had sent him two e-mails the week before with no reply. I finally got a reply about an hour later.

"Sorry, my internet was down all weekend. My payment is going to be a little late."

I'm going to chalk it up to karma.

Also:

I have decided, after using it, that the random made-up word "Asplode" sounds a little bit disgusting. Sounds like an explosive case of diarrhea. I'll add it to my dictionary along with "satisfication" and "chestknuckle".