Pro Tips:

Roundhouse kicking a automatic door button while holding a large, thirty pound aquarium is not a good idea. Your hips will not be pleased.

Fish will not be happy if you buy them, move them, place them in a dirty reptile tank, take them out, move them, put them back in with water that is dirtier because of excessive sloshing, take multiple pictures with flash enabled, remove them, carry them down a few flights of stairs, roundhouse kick a door button while holding their home and expose them to cold weather.

Don't drink hot ginseng drinks unless you like the taste of wooden stir stick.

Leaving research essays (or essays in general) to the last night is unwise. This is of course unless you want to run into walls, fall down stairs and read hilarious typos the next day.

Editing other people's essays before writing your own is good for seeing other people's style of writing. They also result in the beginning of your own essay at 1am.

Using the English department's paper cutter is akin to standing in the middle of a highway at night wearing black. (STOP STIFFING THE FINE ARTS ON THE DEPARTMENT BUDGET BILL ENGINEERING/BUSINESS)

Get the printing service you used to print your documents to cut the pages for you. This will reduce headaches, back pain, the need to use shitty cutters, the butchering of document pages and the urge to use the cutter to inflict bodily injury.

Stress and caffeine do not go well together. More specifically, stress, caffeine, access to the internet and working on projects do not go well together.

A room full of 15+ drunk people is hilarious (and somewhat frightening) when you are the sober one.

Writing "Chuck Norris" for one of your answers on a test doesn't boost your grade.

Milk, bananas and caffeine apparently reduce clarity when speaking.

Do not form all female group projects in school. All you will gain are arguments about font, font sizes and how many sea shells to glue to your project. The hormones will smite thee.

Always know what's in your shady, Chinese green tea.





...it's been a long week. Mercy killings will be accepted in the next 24 hours.

This was also posted on my DeviantArt if anyone was wondering).